Looking for some kinky love?

I recently told y’all about the obnoxious (not to me, of course, but to our neighbors I’m sure) flamingos that inhabit my backyard.

Well, they just found a new friend!

This turkey joined them the other day.

Hubby was able to capture this shot before scaring the bird away.

Did I mention that I live in the city? This ain’t no country backyard, folks.

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Turkey: I hope you found your way home okay! You must have been very lost. I assume by now you were scared by enough city stuff that you were default-ly located back to wilder outskirts. Thank you for visiting, and for positioning yourself profile among the flamingos. Were you trying to camouflage?  Were you looking for some kinky love? Visit again if you like. Love, Punky.

I Can See Her Vagina From the Kitchen Window

Um.

I wanted to take some pretty pictures of the snow. Really. That’s all I wanted.

Luftballoons

This actually happened. I actually drove past this. (Don’t worry, Hubby snapped the photo from the passenger seat. I am totally a responsible driver.)

Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign