Conversation I pretty much had with myself and hubby just so happened to be there.

Me: Know your enemy.

Rich: What?

Me: (clicking on the Google) They are nocturnal. The enjoy crawling in dark, damp, small places.

Rich: Again, what?

Me: Oh my god. You know what this means, right?

Rich: Um. Not quite, no.

Me: The centipedes are going to try and climb up my nose while I’m sleeping.

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