I saved sooooo much money today.
It is only $20 dollars to take this pile of disgusting, spider-ridden wood to the local waste management facility.
And it is $42.50 for Special Pick-up, the curb-side service of waste disposal.
I paid $42.50.
How did I save money, you may wonder?
Well, if I would have cheaped out and transported the gross wood myself, here is how the universe would work with me in that situation:
1. I put the wood in the trunk of my car.
2. A certain percentage of spiders and /or other creepy crawlies would have freed themselves during transport.
3. At a later date, one of said creatures would scare me whilst I drive, most likely causing me to crash and having possibly thousands of dollars in car repairs.
So today, I just saved thousands of dollars in car repairs.
Totally worth an extra $22.50.