I am probably going to regret publishing this but I’m doing it anyway.

Do you ever get angry at your parents for giving birth to you?

Sometime I’m all: Gee, thanks. Y’all couldn’t keep it in your pants, so now I have to endure the pain that is life.

That’s on a good day. If I am feeling particularly sassy, I add: And you look at me like it’s my problem? Hello, I wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for y’all! I would be pleasantly unaware in an unconscious abyss if you didn’t want to have kids. Also, what is up with the looks of disappointment? Hello again, you raised me. I am a product of you. Not only did you make me, you then proceeded to train me in your image. 

Oh, don’t worry. I just say it in my head. My parents raised me to be non-confrontational.

Although I did go through a phase in which anytime my mom criticized me, I replied, simply, “You raised me.” She rarely criticizes me anymore.

4 thoughts on “I am probably going to regret publishing this but I’m doing it anyway.

  1. It still cracks me up that you’re the black sheep of the family. Have your parents never met any regular people? I would be proud to have my kids grow up to be as awesome as you are.

    • Aw, you are so super sweet. It is funny– everyone inside my family thinks I am some kind of crazy wild child and everyone outside of my family sees me as a super duper goody two shoes.

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