I showed you mine, now you show me yours!

Blogging about blogging….

Did something just happen in the space-time continuum?

Isn’t it fun to check your blog stats and see what people search online to find your blog? Or what the most clicked link on your blog is?

What are some of these things for you?

Here are mine:

The most clicked link on Slimegreen = http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/selleck-waterfall-sandwich

That’s right. Tom Selleck and sandwiches and waterfalls. Awesome. The best part is that I didn’t even find that link to share. It was found and shared by the marvelous Nachista’s Nest in the comments of my post, “Um. I’m not sure what to call this. Maybe ‘Snow Penis?’

Bless all of you who clicked on it.

Some search terms people use to find shtuff on Slimegreen:

  •  “Steamfresh couscous and spinach.” Not exactly exciting, but awesome because I love that stuff, which is why I wrote about it.
  • “Pooped my pants as an adult.” Ooooh. Now we are getting a little more interesting!
  • “Smell each others’ farts.” Heehee, farts.
  • “Laughing vagina.” Again, heehee (that is the sound of my vagina laughing).
  • “Um how does this work i’m not sure.” Well, I am not sure either. But I hope you found some help.
  • “Nerds are sexy.” Damn right they are!

I showed you mine, now you show me yours!

30 thoughts on “I showed you mine, now you show me yours!

  1. We get the weirdest search terms. My favorite one from today alone: hombre porno xxx YIKES!! (and they must have been SO disappointed)

  2. I had one “tired of boyfriends half-assed massages” I shake my head every time I read it. The poor thing doesn’t realize she’ll gladly settle for those half-ased massages after he puts a ring on it.

    • That is so funny! I had a post titled, ‘And my mom said, “What’s a dildo?” (Because she asked me that once and it was embarrassing and funny so of course I had to blog about it.) Big mistake! I get the grossest search terms sometimes that I couldn’t even share above because I like to pretend that people who search for things like ‘share my mom’s dildo slime’ don’t exist.

      • omg gross. LOL. I wonder what makes people who want “big ass mommys” click my link rather than things that look more like the porn I’m sure they were looking for.

  3. That’s hilarious!! I feel like our blogs should be siblings. Some of my searched terms were:
    “peed my pants”
    “smelled her fart”
    “peed pants in college”
    “words to describe smelly farts”

  4. Those are pretty good! I haven’t had anything too interesting yet. I should make an entire post dedicated to getting funny blog hits- Could be a rough one to read!

  5. I love looking at my stats to see how people are finding my blog and what they’re looking at!

    For me, people search for “stress quotes”, “living together” and “annoying people”. I guess it’s an indicator as to what I typically write about 😉

    In terms of posts, people seem to like “what gives people the right to (list the stupid things people do here)” and “the benefits of living together before marriage”. I guess that makes sense.

    A funny search term is “flushing the toilet” and then they land on “when is it ever okay not to flush?” along with “8 things you should never see in the women’s bathroom”.


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