How to taste better down there…

Hubby: Goodnight, Pumpkins.

Me: Night, honey…. Wait!

Hubby: What?

Me: You hate the taste of all things pumpkin flavored!

Hubby: So?

Me: So!? ‘Pumpkins’ is your favorite nickname for me, and you hate pumpkins? Oh my gosh, what does this mean?

English: Pumpkins for sale photography by russ...

English: Pumpkins for sale photography by russdionne.com (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Hubby: I don’t like pumpkin pie or pumpkin bread, but I love pumpkins. They are adorable, and you are adorable.They are cute and you are cute. Thus, the nickname.

Me: Phew!

Hubby: Um, you know that we have been married for over 9 years, right?

Me: Duh, yeah.

Hubby: Well, I’ve been calling you ‘Pumpkins’ since we met. Okay, maybe not since the first night or anything, ’cause that would have been creepy. But still, 9 years. This is just now occurring to you?

Me: Goodnight. Could you shut the door on your way out, please?

PS. This conversation did go a bit further into the not liking the taste of pumpkins thing, and what that meant metaphorically in our relationship, but I didn’t want to go to that gross place here. You’re welcome.

PPS. A friend once told me that eating a lot of pineapple will make you taste better down there, ladies. Down where? Oh, don’t make me say it. You know.

Submitted for Sunday funnies on My Half Assed Life.

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