Purple Monster: Grimace? Or Vibrator?

When I was a child, I had a reoccurring dream in which the Incredible Hulk (Lou Ferrigno style) was on the loose, and Grimace (big purple dude from McDonald’s) would run down the stairs to warn me.

I say dream. Not nightmare.

Even though I was running from this:

The Incredible Hulk Returns

The Incredible Hulk Returns (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Hmmm. Now I am hungry for some green beans.

Grimace! Save me!

Grimace.

Grimace. (Photo credit: ancient history)

This memory was regurgitated from one part of my brain to another via inspiration from a Bloggess post: It was on Wikipedia so it must be true. See comment number 184 for my memory. Or not. Because it is pretty much exactly what I said here.

Peace.

PS. The difference between childhood and adulthood: Childhood — ‘Purple monster’ means Grimace. Adulthood — ‘Purple monster’ means the vibrator / dildo combo in my nightstand drawer. See Marriage and Vibrators.

10 thoughts on “Purple Monster: Grimace? Or Vibrator?

  1. My wife and I were just talking this morning about Grimace’s Irish brother, who McDonald’s would bring out each year to promote the minty Shamrock shake. Sort of an “Incredible Hulk” meets Grimace that could be the best of both worlds 😉

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