Reruns are awesome. Here’s one from back in the day (okay, only 2 months ago, but for me, that is back in the day). I just have to share it again because it is so true, and I want the message to travel to all the men in the land!
Here it is fellas. The secret to getting laid.
Note: What I am about to tell you particularly applies if you are in a steady committed relationship, and will only fail if your partner is totally crazy and/or neurotic. In which case, let’s face it, you have bigger problems to worry about.
Clean the house, the apartment, the camper, wherever you live.
I once saw a commercial (like, a decade ago) for an episode of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ in which Raymond is vacuuming the drapes and his wife says something to the effect of, ‘You have never been sexier to me than you are right now.’ I didn’t even watch that show. But I remember that commercial. It stuck in my head all these years because it is so true!
When your lady comes home from work, or school, or dragging the kids around, whatever it may be, there is no way she can focus on getting in a romantic mood if there are dirty dishes in the sink or the garbage lid isn’t closed all the way because the can is too full (and probably releasing an unpleasant odor in your kitchen).
As a woman, I can assure you. We hate asking you to do ‘chores.’ We don’t want to feel like a nag. By the time we ask you to clean something, we have already been thinking about it for who knows how long, so the situation is already dire.
If your lady comes home and the place is clean, and she didn’t even ask, you are so getting some. Now, here is the clincher, you absolutely cannot act like you expect anything in return! This will only turn her off and undo your efforts.
Tip: Get the spots you normally wouldn’t do. That area near the bottom of the toilet bowl where tiny streams of pee leave yellow trails from when you missed just a little? Clean it. That corner where dust balls have grown up and had kids of their own? Get them. Move a chair and vacuum under it.
Nothing will turn her on more.
- The Secret To A Happy Marriage? Chores, Not Flowers (fastcodesign.com)
- The Secret to Cleaning High Places in the Bathroom (simplystated.realsimple.com)
- The sex/chore ratio – New Zealand Herald (nzherald.co.nz)
- What’s the Best Sitcom of the Past 30 Years? (asheathersworldturns.wordpress.com)
- What’s In a Name? (jonwellman.com)