I would like to hear from someone who truly loves turtlenecks. Who thinks for fashion reasons they are beautiful. Or someone who loves them because they live in a cold climate and enjoy crouching their chin in an allowable shirt to feel cozy and warm up a bit, to snuggle with one’s self.
But let’s be honest with each other.
We all know what you are hiding.
The worst culprit is a sleeveless turtleneck. Are you hot? No. Are you cold? No. You are totally hiding hickeys. And everyone who sees you is thinking it!
I say, walk proudly in the empowering garment. Own it.
And if you lock eyes with someone staring at you, and you know they are just wondering how many hickeys you have, you just think to yourself, ‘Yeah. You wish you had as many hickeys as me.’
- ‘Love, Actually’ As Told Through Its Turtlenecks (mamapop.com)